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Thursday, May 7, 2015

Family Sex Anecdote: Statue








A wife was enjoying sex with her lover at home. All of a sudden, her husband returned. She started rushing around the house, trying to hide her lover. Unexpectedly, a brilliant idea occurred to her. She covered the man with flour and put him in the middle of the sitting room.

Husband: “Darling, what is it standing? A statue?”
Wife: “Yes, last week I saw the likewise statue at the Johnson’s place. I liked it and decided to get the same decoration to our house.”

The next morning, the husband is drinking bear and watching TV in the sitting room. He brings a bottle of beer to the statue and says:

“Have beer. I was standing at the Johnson’s place for a whole week. Nobody gave me even a glass of water.”


Fun is everywhere!
Natalia Levis-Fox