Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Anecdote: Helicopter & the Blond






A blond sexy woman was asked:

Question:  What are the helicopter blade functions?
The Blond: It is for the pilot’s ventilation.
Question:  What made you think so?
The Blond: When we were in the air and the blade stopped, the pilot started sweating intensively…

Fun is averywhere!
Skype: lefoxy5 
Natalia Levis-Fox

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Quote about Donkey & Horse












There has never existed a single donkey,
who, contemplating his reflection in the river with pleasure,
would not have found the traits of horse in himself...
Gustave Flaubert


In other words, all men want to be super, but not all of them have greatness, energy and courage for that.

Good morning!
Natalia Levis-Fox

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Women's Toast in Pictures








In the Caucasus, there is a very nice tradition – to tell toasts in drinking companies. Most of the toasts are beautiful metaphors; some of them are based on humor. Each toast is a small story, told with rich intonation and gestures. Here is the toast for women’s company.


In the Caucasus, the tree was growing;


there was a cherry on it.


Goat saw the cherry and waited until it ripe and fell.


Cherry ripe and began to fall, but the flying by eagle caught it and flew away.




So let us, as this juicy sweet cherry




get to the Eagles, 


not Goats!

Have a nice day with fun and homor
Natalia Levis-Fox

Monday, August 25, 2014

Nice Sexy Method: How to Melt Anger






There are plenty of idiots among office workers, be they on governmental level or in small businesses. You know it!

Nevertheless, from time to time you feel anger or even helplessness in their presence. Do not ‘manage’ your anger to keep diplomatic or just a ‘nice person’ to everybody. It is not good for your body.

The reason they raise their voices, command or just annoy you is that you have not enough sex energy!!!!!!!!!!




When you are overfilled with sex energy, nobody dares to bark in your presence.
You open doors with a kick without bothering what they would think if you!

What can you do?
Go and buy strawberries. Choose only the best.




If you live economically, saving money, then there appears sex energy lack. Sad, but true.



Strawberries, as you know, are the symbol of erotic games and sex drive.


Ice each strawberry in a small cube and keep them in your office fridge.

When the situation comes, take one cube with a sexy berry… put it into your mouth…



Ice will melt your anger,



the sweet berry will make you dream… with pleasure…


about your delightful experience with cream love… 
… you know how…

No need to say, this method will make you sexually stronger and stronger.

Good luck!
Natalia Levis-Fox
 Skype: lefoxy5
Private practice, on-line consultations
License No 314265119000560


Monday, August 18, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Washing Machines






Washing machines have a tendency to get broken during their operation


But when the mechanic comes to fix them, they would work smoothly…

Work smoothly today!
You are loved...
Natalia Levis-Fox

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Smartest People










If you are the smartest guy in the world, who will understand it?

Look for the smartest people in your environment to have fun!
Natalia Levis-Fox


Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Immortality








Millions of people are eager to be immortal,
but  most of them do not know what to do
on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

 How about you?
Natalia Levis-Fox

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Mad & Stupid Men










It is better to be mad about a woman than stupid from nature

Is it good to fall in love or why are men showy?
Natalia Levis-Fox


Monday, July 28, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Bald & Paunchy Men







Even the most beautiful woman sometimes doubts her beauty,


but a small and short bald paunchy man with curvy hairy legs 

is always irresistible!

Natalia Levis-Fox

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Wonderful Universe






If you think that the universe sits and creates problems and illnesses for you,
then you have megalomania.

The universe just embodies your thoughts and desires.
The question is, what are your thoughts and desires and how you formulate them?



Natalia Levis-Fox

Private practice
License No 314265119000560

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Friday, June 6, 2014

Quote: Looks & Brains









How about you?
Natalia Levis-Fox 

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Murphy’s Alcoholic Laws: Two






If I were bear



I would come every morning…

From my new book “Out of Alcohol!”



Natalia Levis-Fox

Monday, May 19, 2014

Funny Old Video: Tricky Guy







Ugly men are tricky…
Natalia Levis-Fox

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Dr Murphy about Sex & Logic







“I think sex is better the logic, but can not prove it!”

How about you?

Natalia Levis-Fox

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Morality






Morality becomes stronger 


when the flesh is getting older...


It is not about you, is it?
Natalia Levis-Fox

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Murhy’s Law about Women’s Memory









Women never tell lies



They just do not remember what they told a minute ago


It is true!!!

Natalia Levis-Fox






Monday, April 28, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Smoking Pipes







For a clever man a smoking pipe in his mouth



gives him time to think;

A smoking pipe for an idiot is the chance




to hold something in his mouth


Good morning!
Natalia Levis-Fox

Monday, March 24, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Toilet Paper







Each one who uses toilet paper,


Must plant at least one tree for his life!

How many trees did you plant?
Your constant provocateur and teaser,
Natalia Levis-Fox


Friday, March 21, 2014

Murphy’s Law about Life and Dogs







Life is very much like the dog team


If you are not a leader


The picture is very much the same, always



And nothing changes…



P.S.
 Beautiful dogs




Beautiful sport, isn’t it?





I have not tried it yet…

And you?
Natalia Levis-Fox