A just married couple came home after the luxurious wedding ceremony.
The happy husband told his charming wife:
H: Sweetheart, I have three conditions for you and our successful marriage.
W: Yes, darling, what are your conditions?
H: First, every Friday we play football with friends, no matter what is the weather like. Second, every Saturday, we play poker with friends, irrelevant to family guests, holidays or plans. Third, every Sunday, we go fishing with my friends. Do you understand my conditions, my dear?
W: Yes! – smiled his wife.
H: Do you have your own conditions? What are they?
W: I have only one condition. Every evening at 9 o’clock I have a passionate sex, irrelevant to your presence or absence at home.
Funny situations are everywhere! Just open your eyes and enjoy them with humor,